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Better late than never. Nice free reading material. Bloggy lit!. Self-help -type stories....(I still like Lorrie Moore's ol' stuff )

Read the Fucking Manual

An anthology of work (2002) from seventeen writers with Web sites.... Available for free as a downloadable PDF
sample: from How to Start a Dialogue with a Complete Stranger by Jason Gurley
Setting: A fast food drive-thru.
You (y) are ordering a meal from the stranger (s)
on the other end of the speaker.
s: Good morning. Welcome to Greaseball
Deluxe. What can I get for you today?
y: Yes…just a minute.
s: Whenever you’re ready, ma’am.
y: OK. I’d like a bamhurger with po nickles.
s: [howls]
y: Uh, yeah. Make that a bamhurger with no
pickles. Sorry.
s: That’s a Spoonerism!
y: Yes, I’m aware thof at.

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